If there's one thing you can count on, it's that a conversation with Seth Troxler is never going to be boring.
On the eve of his Australian tour we chew the fat with the RA voted #1 DJ on the planet about delightful topics such as EDM vs the underground, politics, the infamous Burning Man incident that went down this year, and, naturally, serial killers.
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Pulse: Hey Seth. Seth Troxler: Yo what’s up big Henraaaay?! Or should I say, Oh Henry.
Ah, like the chocolate bar? Exactly. You ever had one of those before? In bed maybe? I’m in bed right now, Henry, and I am actually touching myself.
It’s pretty late here. I really should be in bed too. Then we could have been in bed at the same time…touching ourselves. It would have been perfect. Just imagine, we could have had the Skype camera on. Then you could have screenshot us in bed.
I’d put it straight onto snapchat. In which city are you lying in bed? London, where I live. Well it’s where I keep my stuff, I’m not sure if I actually live here. I inhabit a dimension far, far away in a galaxy you only know from movie credits like Star Wars.
You said a few years back that you moved to London because you think that’s where the best parties are. Do you still feel that way? I dunno, I just really love the vibe here, it’s tight. It does rain a lot, but I love the vibe, it suits me. A lot of my friends have moved to Barcelona, but London’s the place for me. I’ve also got my restaurants here…and everyone speaks English.
How did you go at the ADE Cookery School this year? I was actually a judge there this year. I’m three-time champion of the cookery school and I think people were just sick of me being good at everything, so I decided to step back, take a breather and let someone else win a year. And if they can win two more times then I’ll come back and absolutely destroy them.
Who won this year? Kölsch. Like the beer.
What was his winning dish? He’s from Copenhagen and he made some weird Nordic type fare. It was a little bit bland, but it looked really good. It definitely had the most technique involved. He almost lost to this German girl who made this vegetarian dish, but no veggie dish is going to win. Not on my watch, brother!
So there’s this club that’s apparently going to open in your home city of Detroit by the guy who owns Tresor in Berlin. Yeah I heard about that. I think it’s a cool idea and it would be amazing if it worked. I don’t know if there’s really a market for it…but I’ll play there.
You’ve been quite outspoken this year in the whole ‘EDM vs underground’ debate and you believe they’re two completely different scenes. I was speaking to Sasha recently and he seems to share your view. I asked him whether or not he thought that eventually the kids in America who are into EDM will start to dig a little deeper and discover more obscure music. He wasn’t so sure. What do you think? Yeah I do think there will be a trickle down effect. Mass marketed EDM did bring in a lot of young 12 year-old kids who will hopefully one day get older and realise, wow this music fucking sucks. But they’ll also realize, OK I like dancing and I like electronic music and then they’ll find cool stuff. Or maybe they’ll find Gorgon City or whatever next level shit there is, and then hopefully give in to elitist, underground dance music [laughs].
But I do believe that our scenes are completely separate and should remain separate because our communities and end goals are completely different. To be honest I don’t think any of us want to be involved with them, even though there’s plenty of them who want to seem credible to us…but they never will be. So I’m just like, let’s stop playing games and acting like we should be involved with each other. You do your thing, we’ll do ours and we’ll call it a day. And please don’t ever mention yourselves in the context of real dance music. It would be so much better if they could just come clean and call themselves a pop act – they’re entertainers who make pop music. I didn’t get into dance music to hear it on the radio. I fucking hate the radio. The pay to play system goes against everything I stand for.
You hooked up with Art Department on their new track ‘Cruel Intentions’. How did that come about? Well we’re friends…and I think that’s the whole story. [laughs] No they called me and I was in New York and they asked if I could lay down some vocals for their track. We didn’t even meet up, we weren’t even in the same country!
The magic of the internet. You guys are quite magical. There was this Pulse article about me at Burning Man - I thought it was quite funny, even though it was only partially true. But I was wondering how you guys magically got the information from Burning Man to the internet so fast? That’s what astounded me.
Are you talking about the Diplo/Skrillex/Robot Heart incident? Yeah. I thought the vibe was horrible and I don’t stand for anything that Robot Heart believes in and who they are. But it was Jamie [Jones] and his friends who weren’t allowed on the bus, but he played anyway. Earlier in the night I got on the bus and the guy from Robot Heart was really rude to me…see they have a thousand DJs who that want to play there, and Craig Richards and I were like, “Yeah well we’re the ones who don’t.” And then we left, because they’re obnoxious assholes and I don’t have time for that.
Here’s another story for you, cause I know that Pulse is into the gossip. Later that week Jonny White [Art Department] dislocated his shoulder trying to retrieve a backpack off the bus because it’s completely unsafe. So a bigger story there for you.
Yeah…that’s a juicy one. To go back to your question; we got the information from someone who was at the Burn who left early. A well known DJ who wanted to remain anonymous. No doubt he was pretty messed up when he was there so… Yeah it’s kind of funny though because everyone thinks I’m Jamie. So maybe he was there to see Jamie play and then thought he saw me instead. Even though we look nothing alike. It’s all good though, he’s a friend of mine. I mean maybe if someone thought I was….
Richie Hawtin. Yeah, imagine if I got mistaken for Rich.
So you’re heading to Australia. Heading to O-Z!
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What are you psyched most about for your visit, besides playing? Hmmm…playing is like whatever. But my good friend lives there and I get to hang out with him and get drunk. We’re gonna go to Hamilton Island and do some posh vacation shit. I’m really looking forward to that, I’m going to make a holiday out of it. DJing is actually just a vessel for me to hang out with my friends.
That’s a good cover. I’ve always thought DJing would be a great cover for a serial killer. No one would ever know, and you’d get to be in a different city every time. You could kill someone and then just go to the airport. It’d be great.
I read this ‘fun fact’ somewhere once and it said: Did you know you walk past a serial killer at least six times in your life? You know Adelaide has the highest amount of serial killers per capita in the world.
Are you serious? Yeah…that’s a ‘fun fact’ I discovered.
I think we may have just found the headline for this interview. Seth Troxler’s quasi-obsession with serial killers? I’ve thought about becoming a serial killer because I hate American politicians, but I don’t have the means to kill people. But if I was a serial killer I’d take out so many conservatives. So many politicians are ruining the world and I just wish someone would kill them and make the world better in just a few days.
Are you familiar with Russell Brand? Yeah I love Russell Brand.
He seems to be feeling that same kind of dissent people have about politics at the moment. Although personally I’m not too sure about his methods; he’s encouraging people not to vote at all. I don’t believe in not voting because in America we have a two party system and one is definitely more cunty than the other. I hate Republicans and Conservatives, so even though the Democrats aren’t like the best, they’re a lot better than the other option. I think people not voting is why the world is so fucked up. Conservatives don’t even believe that global warming is real, they don’t believe in gun control, it’s ridiculous. They’re so out of touch with reality and the basic needs of society and their sole motive is capital gains to the rich. I think if you don’t vote and allow them to take over the government, then you’re a bigger problem than them.
Well we better leave it there so we don’t disappear down the politics wormhole. What are you gonna do now, stay in bed? I’m gonna stay in bed and get laid, ‘cause this shit is tight! I’m joking, there’s no one here.
Seth Troxler 2014 Australian Tour Dates
14.11.14 - Adelaide, Sugar
15.11.14 - Gold Coast, Soaked Pool Party
21.11.14 - Perth, Villa Nightclub
22.11.14 - Sydney, Lost Disco (afternoon) [BUY TICKETS]
22.11.14 - Melbourne, Platform 1
23.11.14 - Murray Riverina, Strawberry Fields (afternoon)
23.11.14 - Brisbane, Alfred & Constance
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