We've all been there - you're at the club, hanging out, not too smashed, having a chat, a laugh, whatever. Then you look across the room and notice something that makes you say "dear lord, I hope I wasn't like that last week." Well, you probably were, and here at Pulse we don't like to make fun of people, but for a light hearted Friday laugh let's have a look at this week's most ridiculous pictures to emerge from nightclubs around the world (thanks to EmbarrassingNightclubPhotos.com). Remember, we're laughing with these people, not at them, mainly because sometimes we are them (well not in all cases). Warning: some are not for the faint hearted.
10. The oompa loompa.
He was hoping (in vain) that the neon-orange of his spray tan would not be visible in the dark corners of the club. Unfortunately, he met the fake tanners worst enemy - camera flash!
9. The Cheeky Drinker
More clever than embarrassing, this dude shows he really wears the pants in this threesome by taking advantage of the unexpected free-drink situation. Either that, or the woman he spent all night patiently seducing has clearly fallen for another man, and he's taking revenge however he can.
8. Love at First Slobber
We at Pulse really do believe in love at first sight, and encourage public displays of affection where and when possible. What you're seeing below appears to be some sort of alien mating ritual, and is currently being studied by NASA.
7. Ibiza's Next Top Model
Flattery is an important element of friendship. However, we're wondering if there's a subtle way to answer "does this make my butt look big?"
6. Sometimes We All Gotta Go.
5. Maybe If I Make A Wasted Face I Can Get Away With This
It's unclear who would be more embarrassed after the fact.
4. Impatience Is a Virtue
This couple demonstrates one of my favorite positions - "public spread eagle on the ticketing table." We're pretty sure he got in for free after this.
3. It's Only Funny Because It's Not You
Another passionate couple caught in a hot moment, these two appear to be slightly off balance. Ah, love.
2. Screw Waiting
This gentleman is likely going far, as his out-of-the-box thinking shows. Rather than waiting for everyone in the bathroom to finish powdering their noses, he goes for what he wants, no hesitation. We need more people like this in public office.
1. Not The Kids!
Is there nothing sacred left in this world? Do we really need a whole world of honey-boo-boo childs?! These women apparently think so, and I'm having a cry.
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