In breaking news, a level 2 mass casualty incident has been declared at the Avicii concert at Boston’s TD Garden this evening.
The Boston Globe reports that at least 38 attendees, many of them minors, have been hospitalized after consuming a dangerous substance, according to an EMS worker. There have been no fatalities, and all of the patients’ symptoms were minor, the worker said.
According to Dancing Astronaut, several intoxicated punters also jumped into the Charles River requiring Coast Guard rescue.
Details surrounding the dangerous substance are still as yet unknown.