
Yesterday, Carly McKinney was just an ordinary 20-something high school teacher. She went to work in Aurora, Colorado, hung out with friends, and got buck wild listening to Diplo. Today, her love for partying is getting her in a heap of trouble.
Diplo launched the "express yourself" campaign on twitter, encouraging fans to send pictures of them expressing themselves to his music. Ms. McKinney, better known by her twitter handle as CrunkBear, chose to express herself in a manner known as "twerking," which features mostly women doing a handstand with legs bents suggestively. The problem is that McKinney decided to twerk topless, and then Diplo retweeted her image, which was seen by, yes you guessed it, several of her students.
We're pretty sure they were thrilled by this, especially the males, who have probably been furiously masturbating to her twitter pictures for a while now. Unfortunately this opened up a can of worms for the party loving teacher, as it was discovered she tweeted about one student being "jailbait," and admitted to having marijuana on school grounds. She's suspended and faces possible criminal charges. Whoops.
Well now you know what not to do on twitter if you want to keep your job. On the other hand, if you want to be famous, even for a hot minute, maybe Ms. McKinney is your hero. The campaign to #freecrunkbear has already gone viral.