Welcome to the most cringeworthy video you're likely to witness all week where a bunch of self-confessed Adelaide party girls display to the general public just how vacuous and bordering on retarded they are. For these bimbos, VIP clubbing, working out and spray tans are a way of life. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
Perhaps we're being too hard on the girls, as the guys in this video definitely give brain-damaged a run for its money, too. International clubbers please take note: This shameful 'report' on Australian current affairs television program Today Tonight is in no way indicative of real clubbing in this country. Just saying.