We looked up a few DJ bios on the most gangsta ass search engine there is, Gizoolge.net. Special props ta J.Philp fo' tha inspiration and tha crew at Exclusive Promo fo' spittin some lyrics ta our asses bout dat shit.. Here's what we found, mu' fucka!
Davide Squillace
Davide aint available fo' comment yo. He’s gots ta catch a gangbangin' flight; he’s rushin ta tha studio; tha stage manager is frantically hurryin his ass tha fuck into tha booth; he’s meetin ta say shit bout plans fo' his fuckin labels…or any of tha other myriad reasons why Davide feels like dat schmoooove muthafucka hasn’t slept, smoked or stopped hustlin fo' what tha fuck seems like his whole game. Da realm of possibilitizzles fo' one of electronic music’s leadin lights is endless. Unfortunately, tha minutes up in tha dizzle is not. Davide’s answer is simple – do what tha fuck you ludd n' make no compromises.
Dizzy Guetta
As one of da most thugged-out up in demand ballaz on tha hood, Dizzy Guetta is poised ta take electronic noize outta tha confinez of tha global underground, where he reigns as tha No. 1 Doggy Den DJ. Joinin handz n' forces wit a shitload of tha freshest names on tha urban scene, while introducin some undiscovered talents, another level beckons.
“I’m not tryin ta be credible,” Dizzy admits wit a smile broadenin across his soft, open face. “I’m tryin ta be incredible. It’s straight-up easy as fuck ta be underground cuz you just gotta obey a set of codes. It’s straight-up formulaic. But it’s also straight-up easy as fuck ta be straight-up pop, cuz it’s straight-up formulaic like a muthafucka. I’m tryin ta do suttin' different.”
“Everythang I’m tryin ta do – up in mah DJing, mah thang – be bout pluggin emotion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When I’m makin noize up in tha basement that’s all I’m lookin for. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It’s what tha fuck mattas da most thugged-out.!”
All phat noize should tell a story. Talez of experience. Talez of joy. Talez of ludd lost n' won. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A Tale of Us.
Tale of Us is Berlin-based DJ n' thang partnershizzle Karm n' Matteo whoz ass is currently re-writin tha rulebook fo' deeply moving, wack electronic beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! Together they share a sonic vision dat pulls together elementz of doggy den n' techno wit influences from pop, nu-disco n' even rock beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! While all of they thangs is instantly recognisable as Tale Of Us, these range from straight-up dizzle floor jams ta low-slung ambient tracks n' mo' abstract compositions fo' realz. Already regular fixtures at clubs like Watergate n' Weekend up in Berlin, Tenax up in Florence, Barraca In Valencia n' DC10 up in Ibiza they have grown up throwin secret loft partizzles called ‘Just This’, up in they hometown of Milan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While both originally hail from Uptown America, Karm started doin thangs up in Toronto n' Matteo up in New York, they moved ta Italy as children, which is where they kicked it wit n' formed tha close hustlin bond dat they now share.
Da rap continues…
Goldie
One of tha UKz freshest clowns n' tha undisputed mackdaddy of tha UK underground make his wild lil' first Bangkok appearizzle up in almost 2 years.
Known fo' his wild lil' film rolez up in Jizzy Bond 007 (alongside Pierce Brosnan) & Snatch (alongside Brad Pizzle) as well as a big-ass amount of prolific UK televizzle work - recently most notably, a BBC show which was a cold-ass lil collaboratizzle project between Goldie & HRH Pimp Harry - cuz of air straight-up soon.
Goldie is still up in massive demand - ghettowide - on tha underground circuit & skits ta thousandz of playas every last muthafuckin week all up in tha ghettos dopest parties.
“I’ve hustled so much from mah mistakes, I’m thankin of makin all dem more”.
Huxley
Hard gots respect from yo' peers be a rare commoditizzle but Huxley, aka Mike Dodman, has it up in spades. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since his fuckin late teens he’s been producing, seein initial underground success as a garage balla before his sound kinda mutated towardz a thugged-out deeper, house-based sound up in tha past few years. Collaborations wit oldschool dawg Ethyl fo' tha then hot-as-hell Cecille imprint up in 2009 flossed a balla receivin massive support fo' what tha fuck instantly seemed like a gangbangin' straight-up pimped sound.
Since then, Huxley has served up releases fo' a enviable rosta of labels (Tsuba, Morris Audio, Fear of Flying, Hypercolour n' 20:20 Vision fo' starters) n' has stayed legit ta his bangin robust, bass-led strain of doggy den noize dat reflects his wild lil' formatizzle interests up in UK n' US Garage, wit muthafuckas, puntas n' peers lappin up each release n' remix. Whether veerin towardz deeper vibes alongside Ethyl on his own Saints & Sonnets imprint, turnin up in cast iron grooves fo' Tsuba or full vocal barnstormers like his fuckin lauded ‘Let It Go’ single fo' Hypercolour early 2012, there’s a cold-ass lil clearly defined but pliable n' versatile sound ta Huxley thangs dat marks his ass up as a truly talented baller.
Goin forward, there’s mo' of tha impeccable same n' mo' than a smatterin of surprises on tha way from Huxley. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Singlez fo' his cold-ass tight knit crew of labels (he just raps bout dem as ‘mates’), mo' collaboratizzle projects wit tha likez of Sam Russo n' Ethyl, thang projects fo' vocalists (he’s not namin names) n' carefully chosen remixes is all on tha way and, if mah playas whoz ass has heard recent sets fo' Rinse FM n' Fact Magazine will know, mo' on-point DJ sets dat span house, garage, techno n' beyond.
Listen to Huxley on Pulse Radio.